February 2012
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
my mom just got an iphone
Mom: *Looks over and sees a new recognizable logo on daughter's laptop* Hey! I have that Tumblr on my iphone! How do I use it?!? :D :D
Me: You don't. Ever. Never use it.
goes to class
me: i wonder if my fics will update while i'm gone
come back from class
me: nope
goes to lunch
me: wow i bet they'll update while i'm gone now
come back from lunch
me: god no why please just update
go to gym
me: they'll for sure update while i'm gone this time okay
comes back from gym
me: wow fuck you burn in hell god damn
They say our generation have shorter attention...
bloodonmytypewriterkeys:
I’d like to see my parents spend two hours looking for an airport in the middle of what is probably Europe.
Nerds are Cool: Me to People who ask what actors I... →
nerdsarecoolsmiraffe11:
Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith, Bradely James, Aurthur Darvill, Colin Morgan, David Tennant, Martin Freeman. They are all amazing and sexy and pretty and cultured and just awesome at what they do.
The asker: I’m sorry who are they?
Me:
The asker: No seriously who are they?
Me:
The…
nerdsarecoolsmiraffe11:
amorphinetoast:
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